“Shhh Sammy”
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It’s called the Mark of Cain for a reason! The only thing standing between you and that destiny is this blade. You’re welcome my son.
I’m gonna say this one time — you make a move on him, you’ll be dead before you hit the ground. You understand me?
Supernatural 10x09 Promo “The Things We Left Behind” (HD) Mid-Season Finale
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JESS [gurgles] jslkjfnsnngnHE WOULD PUSH YOU UP AGAINST (OR DOWN ON KK) THE NEAREST SURFACE AND MAKE YOU BEG TO COME AND HE’D PROBABLY ASK YOU “WHO’S DICK DO YOU WANT?” AND HE’D MAKE YOU SAY “YOURS” OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL YOURE SOBBING FOR HIM TO LET YOU ORGASM
- “please for the love of god help you’re the only one here who speaks English” AU
- “i go to this restaurant every week and sit at the same table and suddenly you’re my new server” AU
- “i’ve been breaking my phone on purpose just because you work at the help desk” AU
- “i saw you taking selfies and i wondered if i could take one with you” AU
- “i’m the sarcastic techie who got dragged into running your stupid presentation” AU
- “we somehow ended up in charge of senior prank” AU
- “i’ve walked into your classroom four times by mistake can you please help me learn my way around this stupid school” AU
- “your music’s way too loud bUT THAT’S MY FAVORITE SONG” AU
- “bored single parents at a OneDirection concert” AU
- “mutual drunk friend called BOTH of us to pick them up from a party well this is awkward” AU
- “for the last time we do not sell hydrochloric acid I’M CALLING THE COPS” AU
- “your email address is one letter different from my friend’s so i keep emailing you by mistake” AU
- “you accidentally added me to this group chat and i don’t know how to take myself off” AU
I got Jensen Ackles to wear a tiara. Actual princess Jensen Ackles. You’re welcome.